My blog: revisited

So I realize that I haven't posted anything on this blasted blog for a long time now and even those posts aren't worth mentioning. I have been reading other people's blogs and I must admit that I am jealous. Brett has an absolutely hilarious blog, Becca's, is very....deep. How can I write anything that is half as good as these other's blogs? I am just not that good. So anyway, I was talking to Becca this afternoon in SUDS and was lamenting the fact that I have nothing to write about. Someone mentioned that I should write a story. I have no idea why, but the first thing that entered my mind was to tell stories about my experiences with effluent, you know, the animal kind. Having grown up on a farm I thought that I would have a lot of stories to tell about it. Well, needless to say that idea was shot down by all who were within earshot. It seems as if stories about crap, and a farm boy's experiences with it just don't make interesting reading for most people. I thought that I could have some real fun with it but after some thought I do agree that most people don't want to hear my barnyard stories. That led to (*editor's note - it was actually Laurel N who suggested the Freudian slip theme, my apologies to Laurel for not giving her the credit*) Becca sugesting that I should create a list of all of my Freudian slips. I do have quite a number of them but I can't remember very many of them and those that I can remember are sort of inside jokes and only those present at the time of the slip would be able to catch the humor in them. I mean, how many people would catch the humor in me asking someone if they wanted my girdle cakes? I meant to ask if they wanted my "griddle" cakes but I simply mispronounced the key word in it all. I could go on and list some more of these gross errors but who wants to read about that? Simply put, I really don't have anything to write in a blog. Hopefully if I try hard enough something will come to me and I will be able o say something earth shattering in my blog and will be able to see the world changed through what I say. Ya right!